Thursday, September 29, 2016

Work assignments for Indian expats after we bathe in light

If as per media, there's going to be a nuclear bomb exploding on India, here's what I want of those Indians expats who will survive and have the survivor's guilt:
 
1. Sundar Pichai: Close Google search engine for a day. 
2. Satya Nadella: Do not build Windows 11. 
3. Aziz Ansari: Come to Bollywood and try and make Master of None here. 
4. Mindy Kaling: Just stay there and do what you do because I like you. 
5. Priyanka Chopra: Investigate our deaths on your hit show Quantico.
6. Kal Penn: Just keep on speaking in your real-fake American accent.
7. Sunita Williams: Go to Pluto, take along a dosa and find sambar there and once you do then only eat the dosa.
8. Freddie Mercury and Kalpana Chawla: Reincarnate.
9. Navanetham Pillai: Join Ku Klux Klan.
10. Lily Singh: Tell the world what hair products you use.
11. Nicol David: Start playing tennis.
12. Ben Kingsley: Play a gangsta Gandhi on screen.
13. Bobby Jindal: Fuck off.
14. Indra Nooyi: Tell the world the recipe of Coke.
P.S. I am going to keep on updating this until the aforementioned war happens.

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