An UnCooked dish: Finding NaMo (2014 post)

Finding NaMo

NaMo lost the 2014 Indian Lok Sabha elections. This defeat made him very-very angry at his fellow countrymen and women.

He left for the Himalayas. There he became the president of Bhutan and attacked India. He lost the battle as India was led by RaGa.

Sad and aloof, he left for an ashram where he met a curious young scientist named ArKe. Their bond grew. NaMo never had a son; ArKe never had a father, so they adopted each other.

But NaMo couldn’t ever shake off the double defeat humiliation from his system and so he grew more and more distant from ArKe as time passed. This caused ArKe great distress. He started working on a time machine so that he can go back in time and change the past.

In the year 2030, ArKe succeeded in inventing a time machine. He went back to 1997, creating an alternate timeline.

He then began carving a social-political life and created a political party in 2013 named BAAP as a hidden tribute to NaMo and his favourite character, from the movie Narsimha, ‘Baapji’.    

And so in 2014, he fought the Lok Sabha elections against NaMo and NaMo’s biggest competition, RaGa.

To ensure NaMo’s victory in this alternate timeline, ArKe planned on cutting into the votes of RaGa which will give NaMo a clear majority. After losing, he planned on dismantling BAAP and joining NaMo’s party and becoming the person closest to NaMo just like in the original timeline.

But the unexpected happened and the Indians chose ArKe instead of NaMo as their leader.

NaMo had the reaction to this defeat like in the original timeline except that in this alternate timeline he was so heart broken, he cursed ArKe for destroying his dream and never went to Bhutan, became their president and attacked India. 

Instead, NaMo just wandered into the unknown.

ArKe couldn't let this happen. But how would he follow NaMo into wilderness as now he holds the top spot in India and also NaMo hates him?

So he concocts a plan.

ArKe calls on RaGa. He declares to him that NaMo is required to build the new India and he must be found. RaGa argues that it will be impossible to find NaMo in the massive Himalayas.

ArKe replies that this is exactly why he wants RaGa to take his time-machine and go back in time to stop NaMo from leaving disheartened.

RaGa google-eyed after seeing a real time-machine takes on the mission only when ArKe promises him that when RaGa returns with NaMo, ArKe will give his Prime Ministership to him. 
And so begins, RaGa’s greatest journey but because RaGa is RaGa, he plays with the dials of the time machine and by mistake sets them to 1834.

Before Arke can stop him, RaGa is gone.

And so concluding, this is the true story of a man who journeys into a wrong past creating an alternate timeline of an alternate timeline when he was asked by a man from the initial alternate timeline to go find his yet to be adopted father from the original timeline in exchange of the prime ministership of a country which the man who he was journeying to find may have ruled in the initial alternate timeline if his yet to be adopted son from the original timeline didn't journey into the past creating the said timeline and becoming the prime minister thus setting these events in motion.  

This is the story of the journey of 

‘Finding NaMo’.