Plumber Chipkali

A friend of mine is very tense these days due to lizard and plumbing problems. He has a phobia of lizards and there is a lizard roaming around in his bathroom these days and also a tap in his bathroom broke.

And so, true to form, I didn't help him but wrote a poem about how both his problems can be resolved. Yes, you guessed it, by the Plumber Chipkali.

Here's the poem:

Main hun Plumber Chipkali,

Meri baatein hain bhali,

Main apni poonch ko nal ki choodin bana dun,

Phir poonch vahin pe chodh ke main dusri uga loon,

Aise nal bhi sahi aur mera swastha bhi,

Jaise sachin cricket ke liye bana, main plumbing ke liye bani,

Main hun Plumber Chipkali.

Main hun Plumber Chipkali,

Meri baatein hain bhali,

Main marz bata dun nal ka keval dekh ke uski nali,

Main hun Plumber Chipkali.

Mere do paer, Mere do haath,

Main diwaron ki jagah plumbing mein karun karamaat,

Meri pooch mera tool box,

Mujhe pooch ugane ke liye nahin karvana padhe botox,

Meri zindagi ka ek chhota sa sapna aur ek badhi si sapni,

Ke main baoon is duniye mein plumbing ki raani,

Main hun Plumber Chipkali.