Anurag Basu and his films

Anurag Basu, the film maker of Barfi (AN INDIAN OFFICIAL SELECTION TO OSCARS) lifted Billy Wilder's whole movie "THE APARTMENT" scene by scene in LIFE IN A METRO and didn't had the manners and etiquette to even acknowledge it and you send his films to OSCARS....gr8 you ASSHOLES...I don't know who was that saint who selected "HARISHCHANDRACHI FACTORY", one of the best movies of the last decade, to be sent to OSCARS, i can't believe it was the OSCAR SELECTION COMMITTEE

ज़मीन

हम ज़मीन के लिए ऐसे लड़े कि हम उसमें ही मिल के ख़ाक बन गए, 
कुछ हिन्द बन गए तो कुछ पाक बन गए, 
सोचने वाला सोचता होगा कि ब्रह्मांड में इतनी ज़मीन है फिर भी हम, 
नए ग्रहों के खोजी बनने के बजाए अपने ही ग्रह के गुस्ताख़ बन गए ।

Ages Back from Back to the Future 2

Whenever people say we are so technologically advanced, I reply "Watch Back to the Future II and see how far behind we are", we don't even have hoverboards as of now.

Dilli 6

You know when you have been born and brought up in Old Delhi, it kind of gets to your head. 
The PM flows the national flag in your backyard, the President comes to watch Ramleelas at your cricket grounds, filmmakers like Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra makes big-budget movies in your narrow gullies. Feeling a bit more proud than I usually am. 
दिल्ली - ६

Gandhi and Bhagat Singh

Debating on who was more great Gandhi or other leaders Like Bhagat Singh, Sardar Patel is like debating whether which movie is more great, Rang De Basanti or Lage Raho Munnabhai. In one sentence, both are equally great. So please just move on, and try concentrating on making other great movies now and for our future like Ship of Theseus and The Lunchbox otherwise we will just keep making Chennai Expresses' and Himmatwala's and like our industry, our nation will keep becoming full of shit.

To separate India and Pakistan

If Indians and Pakistanis believe in geographical eras, we will have to remind ourselves to try really hard to separate ourselves from each other because about 100 million years ago the mighty Gondwana continent tried to separate our land masses but was unable to do so, so dum laga ke haisha, zor laga ke haisha.

Prem Ratan Dhan Payo

Prem Ratan Dhan Payo is the greatest film I have ever laid my eyes on.

Kapoor & Sons (Since 1921)

Kapoor & Sons (Since 1921) is the greatest film I have ever watched in a theater wearing a jeans.

Up and Coming writer

I have distributed over 150 e-books for free and sold 4 e-books. Earned a total of 18.763 Rs. I think I can retire on that kind of a money.

Mad Max: Fury Road

Mad Max: Fury Road is the best action flick I have ever watched. Probably better than Terminator 2 and Die Hard. And it is also one of the most imaginative films of recent times. It renders you speechless. Best 'Go Green' movie released after Avatar.